Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Fun And Jokes with Morals..: Always speak the truth

Fun And Jokes with Morals..: Always speak the truth

Once upon a time there lived a king.The king had a beautiful daughter,the princess!But there was a problem.Everything the princess touched would melt.No matter what; metal, wood, plastic- anything she touched would melt.Because of this, men were afraid of her.Nobody would dare marry her.The king despaired.What could he do to help his daughter.He consulted his wizards and magicians.One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that doesnot melt inher hands, she will be cured." The king was overjoyed.The next day, he held a competition.Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt wouldmarry her and inherit the king's wealth.Three young princes took up the challenge.The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium.But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted.The prince went away sadly.The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is thehardest substance in the world and surely, it would not melt.But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted.He too was sent away disappointed.The third prince approached.He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is inthere."The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.She felt something hard.She held it in her hand.And it did not melt!!!The king was overjoyed.Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily everafter.But The Question Is :What was the object in the prince's pants?


They were Britannia Little Hearts of course! HAHAHA HAHE HE HE...They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.What were U thinking dirty mind.......????

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