Similarities BRA and BAR Both are drinking joints Both have restriction time on closing and opening timings. Both are flashy. When open, both drive men mad
Why women wear undergarments with flowers printed on them? To pay tribute to men who got buried under them
Why was the sardar arrested in the political rally? Because he saw a lady journalist going with a badge on her chest which said PRESS' and he did
There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible? THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER
Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay. Normal: cock-a-doodle-dooo !!! Retarded: doodle-cock-a-dooo !!! Gay: any-cock-will dooo!!!
Yesterday news - A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys. Today's News: - Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.
Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER. She replied: I RAISED 500 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
Secretary saw her boss' pant's zip open, she tells him, "Sir your Garage door is open." Boss : Did U see my FERRARI? Secretary : I saw a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels.
SMILE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE
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