Laughter good for all (Santa Banta)

Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r uremoving awheel from ur auto?Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye

Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?Doc: Haan, bilkul.Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechheghoomrahi thi...Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change thenamefromNASA to SATYANASA

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I'm falling in love

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?Santa: Suicide karne ke liyeBanta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3?Santa: For you and your parents

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyonghoorteho?Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay9am-11am

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess kheleinSanta: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,oh!Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He gotirritated...drank poison & said,Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheeshasetkiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!

Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...?Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

Banta: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is allIndiaRadio!

Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ?

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Santa: Tipu's skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki jarahiho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.